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10 Things You Learn When You Live With Your Boyfriend

15th August 2014

* Or at least my boyfriend.

  1. Socks are everywhere. They will hide from you, creep up in hats, among bed sheets and in bags!

  1. You now only getย someof the duvet.

  1. If you don’t tell him to groom, he won’t. He’d happily have a monobrow.

  1. He will surprisingly put up with your love of RuPaul’s Drag Race.. And end up cheering for his favourite contestants and become a fan himself!

  1. He will discover all your strange habits no matter how you try to hide them.

  1. You will drive each other crazy living in such close proximity, but you’ll miss each other as soon as one leaves.

  1. You cannot go to bed angry. Even if it gets to 5am, make it up first.

  1. He will have no problem talking about bodily functions to you, no matter how you beg him not to.

  1. You will get cuddles every single night, which is pretty lovelyย ?

  1. Everyone will immediately ask you when you’re getting married/having kids.

  1. He will be your biggest fan. Whether it’s cooking a new meal or trying on an outfit, he’ll be there to applaud and tell you how wonderful you are, even if you don’t feel it.

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  1. Pam's Stuff and Things says

    15th August 2014 at 8:56 am

    Some great points there, the favourite place for my husbands socks is my dressing table. He now does it just to annoy me….boys! *sigh*
    Gotta love 'em!

    Pam @ pamsstuffandthings.blogspot.com

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  2. - Karen says

    15th August 2014 at 9:08 am

    Aw ๐Ÿ™‚
    I'm definitely the duvet thief in my relationship ๐Ÿ˜›

    Style Sunrise โ˜€

    ๐Ÿ™‚
    x

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  3. Christina Sylvester says

    15th August 2014 at 1:08 pm

    Aw this is a really cute post. I definitely think you don't get all the bed space too (apparently i take up a lot of room haha!). Thanks for sharing this I really enjoyed reading it ๐Ÿ™‚

    Christina @ http://www.lifeandluxe.com/

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  4. charlienin says

    15th August 2014 at 2:42 pm

    I'm moving in with mine tomorrow and I'm in the middle of freaking out in the office, it's bloody scary!! Needing all the advice I can get right now so thanks!
    Cx
    Shopped and Dropped – a lifestyle blog

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    • Jemma Humphreys says

      15th August 2014 at 2:50 pm

      Awww no don't freak out its lovely I promise haha! ๐Ÿ™‚ xx

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  5. Jemma Humphreys says

    15th August 2014 at 2:50 pm

    Thanks for all the comments guys! ^_^ He's a doll really, but I did have to learn all these things the hard way.. x

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  6. Wench Queen says

    15th August 2014 at 9:43 pm

    You forgot the most important one: If you ask them to do something, leave detailed instructions on how to do such thing!

    I learned this the hard way when my fiance (bless his heart) did the laundry. I line dry everything, and only put undies in the dryer. I came home to a damp pile of clothes on our dining room table because he didn't hang anything up to let it dry!

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  7. Amy Franklin says

    19th August 2014 at 6:12 pm

    Number 7… so true. I'm no prude but I just hate that!
    I don't know if this is a guy thing or just mine. When he's got some rubbish like an empty wrapper, he'll put it on the counter NEXT TO THE BIN. WHY. THE BIN IS RIGHT THERE ๐Ÿ˜

    http://www.TheWanderlustEntries.com

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  8. everyday unicorn says

    23rd August 2014 at 1:01 pm

    Loved this post and yes socks are everywhere! Ive yet to get him addicted to ru pauls drag race but it will happen!
    everydayunicorn.blogspot.ie

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  9. Kirsty x says

    10th September 2014 at 8:31 am

    Haha.. So true! I could add about a bazillion others too.

    – You'll never have to take the bins out again
    – You will question whether your urge to strangle your partner is more intense than the fact that you love him
    – You will be the only person who knows where things are around the house
    – You pick clothes off the floor, fold them up, only to find them on the floor again some time later
    – Hairs from shaving in the sink.. urgh!

    I could literally go on forever.. Not that I like to nag or anything! Couldn't live without em though eh!? xxx

    Kirsty – Effortlessly Excessive.

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  10. Beverley Scott says

    25th October 2014 at 6:06 pm

    Agreed with all above, i can't go to sleep angry and i often find random socks everywhere. I don't think owain has worn matching socks in ages!

    xx

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