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10 Reasons I’m Not Cool

15th October 2014

 

 

This list could also be called, ‘Why do I even have friends?’

 

 

1. I use the word ‘cool’.

 

2. I don’t own anything from Apple, and never have.

 

3. I’m so socially awkward it’s actually unbearable.

 

4. I hate talking on the phone, even to friends. I’ll snapchat you, text you, whatevs. But you aint getting me to actually dial and open my mouth unless it’s an emergency. You better answer too. Even though I never do. I have actually ignored a call from a friend once, then TEXTED saying ‘Whats up?’ haha! And they know I do it. Sorry.

 

5. I hate Sushi. All the cool girls like Sushi.

 

6. I only ever go out drinking on rare occasions. I love it when I do, but then I hibernate for months and must recover from so much ‘people time’.

 

7. I talk to myself a lot. Like a lot. When people catch me I get my phone out quickly.

 

8. I hate Summer, I hate sunny days, heat, ‘nice’ weather and the beach.

 

9. I avoid eye contact with almost everybody.

 

10. I can relate to this;

 

 

 

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    • Haha thanks Carey! I've just never liked the way Apple is seen as the only good source for phone/music/computer. I'm not saying their products aren't amazing because obviously they are. I just hate that they are so overpriced and people buy into it etc. xxx

  10. This is such a great post (: I can relate to so many of these haha. I hate talking on the phone, even to my parents & I refuse to make eye contact with pretty much everyone…I also talk to myself all the time.. haha :/ I quite like the beach but I hate warm weather. The sun will never be my friend! I rarely drink, I've never been to a pub/clubbing. I find it so boring :/ xx

  11. Hahaha whatcha talking about girl, you're TOTALLY AWESOME.
    Whaat? I love sushi! But I can so relate to the last gif, I hate talking in front of the class, my insides just do a flip when we do. I also don't own anything from Apple. I just find it so hard to use haha!

    Sheri | Behind The Frames